Nobody knows anything. We just say it louder.

College football, hosted by Fritch. Every week: two fake analysts pick losers, a Top 25 that refuses to pretend, and a list of things the sport should fix immediately.

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Episode 12 · September 16, 2026

Week 3: Gary vs. The Machine, Round 3

Fritch tries to moderate a debate between a man who reads the future in beef jerky inventory and a man who invents statistics with total confidence. Plus the Who Cares Poll returns and we attempt to fix overtime forever.

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This Week's Locks…to Lose

Gary and the Machine go head to head again.

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This Week's Who Cares Poll

Three Top 25s — Fritch, Gary and Kevin. Fritch's No. 1: Virginia

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